Mary over at Knock Knock has a hilarous excerpt from a letter to an advice columnist. Here’s part of it:
“Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?”
(Via Knock Knock.)
Or, what if you’re Mexican/Canadian,… Can you own Americans? Obviously these are interesting questions. Perhaps we should consult Pat Robertson. Hell, why limit ourselves to him. Let’s see what all the religious zealots have to say. I mean, it’s working so well everyplace else.